honestly when u have to reblog ur own selfies like 5 times just to break 100 notes….u need to accept that ur a 2
did i really just witness a self-dragging
Such polite barks
he gets up all excited the last time like YEAH I’M GONNA SPEAK YEAH WATCH THIS
it’s so cute how 5 seconds of summer named themselves after their career span
why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”
Mother: why don’t you go outside for some fresh air?
if u reblog this ur a dumb nerd and I’m gonna shove u in a locker